Sun Dried to perfection, Tomatoes that will tantalize your snacking self
The fresh beams of sunlight capture the bold and zesty flavors of tomatoes marinating in the sun. When this sun dried tomato crisp touches your tongue, it comes back to life, full of gourmet flavor. A flavor so delicious and overpowering that your taste buds will thank you for the experience.
Sun Dried Tomato.
It's a Pringles Select.
I should just say out front that, as far as I'm concerned, there is one thing that makes this video stand out, namely: Keyboard-On-A-Wall. In fact, I think if this video was entirely Keyboard-On-A-Wall and I would have been happy.
However, there are some other notable things about it, such as:
- An object lesson in why Air Piano never really caught on.
- Hey, let's rent out a warehouse for the weekend and make a video!
- Meaningful looks into the camera.
- The Air Spazzing during the first chorus.
- Man, for some reason I want to buy some 20 right now.
- Oh, it was all a dream! (Or WAS IT????)
Total cost to make this video: $27.75.
Freudenberger won the PEN/Malamud Award for her story collection, Lucky Girls. She has taught English in Bangkok and New Delhi, and volunteered for humanitarian organizations in Asia. By looking at L.A. through Chinese eyes, she achieves something of the odd, off-balancing effect of Jonathan Franzen's Indians in St. Louis in The Twenty-Seventh City. Although the stranger is a mirror, what we see is still make-believe and copycat. Nevertheless, for all its many interesting pages, The Dissident feels unfinished. It feels, in fact, like two different scaffolds leaning on each other just to stand up.Does anyone know what those last three sentences are supposed to convey?
5/2/06which refers to an essay I wrote about Successories a while back.
Dear Mr. Haller:
In one of your essays which starts “Another sampling from the Sky Mall catalog, you make mention of the availability of purchasing a mouse pad with the theme “The essence of survival”. I have been trying to purchase this item for sometime now and would appreciate if you could give me a phone # or the name of the Company to contact that has this item.
Thank you in advance
Mary Lou Georgia
In computability theory, a machine that always halts — also called a decider (Sipser, 1996) — is any abstract machine or model of computation that, contrary to the most general Turing machines, is guaranteed to halt for any particular description and input (see halting problem).
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.That doesn't sound comfortable at all.
The article concludes:
The following products were recalled:Oh, right, I knew that's what they meant.
-Three-pound boxes of "Philly-gourmet, 100% Pure Beef, Homestyle Patties," with the packaging code of "2005A," "2005B," "2005C" or "2005D";
-Five-pound boxes of "Philly-gourmet, 100% Pure Beef, Homestyle Patties," with the packaging code of "2005A," "2005B," "2005C" or "2005D."
Do you currently have access to the Internet or World Wide Web at work or from a computer used primarily for work, regardless of location?There's also something a little funny about:
- ONLY THROUGH WEB TV
- DON'T KNOW
What operating systems do you have on all of your home computers with Internet access?9.2?
- ALL OF MY HOME PCs HAVE WINDOWS
- ALL OF MY HOME PCs ARE MAC (MACINTOSH) VERSION 8.0-9.2
- ALL OF MY HOME PCs HAVE EITHER WINDOWS OR ARE MAC (MACINTOSH) VERSION 8.0-9.2
- I HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS OTHER THAN WINDOWS OR MAC (MACINTOSH) VERSION 8.0-9.2 ON MY HOME PCs
- DON'T KNOW
But if so, don't worry. Professional help is available. To help your child:
1. Reassure him that you love him very much just the way he is.
2. For God's sake, try to fix him as quickly as possible.
This public service announcement is brought to you by stupid people.
( Tesla: The Life of a Genius )
I always am tempted to explain what I'm talking about in stuff I write, but it's probably a mistake to do so.
The coup de grace is the 'Ambiance' option, which until you turn it off results in a throbbing hum playing constantly in the background while you try to figure out how to find anything on the website. My hat is off to you, crappy web designers! Also, I appreciate being welcomed to the 'LETS GO ONLINE DEVLOPMENT[sic] PORTFOLIO'.
I found out about these web designers because apparently they designed the website for America West and a Son E, which is the home of the worst music video ever (which is described by web cartoonist Jeffrey Rowland as 'like a for-real South Park song'). The singer used to be a stuntman on Star Trek, apparently.
"Hello, is Jacob Haller there?"
"Hello, Jacob. I work for [some company]. Have you heard of us?"
"Oh, well, we specialize in getting websites to the top of search engine results. I've just been doing some research on your industry. Can I ask you some questions about your web site?"
"Wait -- what industry do you think I'm in?"
At this point there was a short, uncomfortable pause. Then he said, "Well, let me just look at your web page for a second."
I then heard him mumbling phrases from my mother's web page. After a little while, he hazarded, "It looks like you're in real estate?"
"Nope," I said.
"Oh, well, ..." he said, and went back to reading my mother's web page to himself.
After thirty seconds more of this I said, "Well, thanks for your time," and hung up.