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[jwgh]

I just went to the Brooks Pharmacy and what did I find?

Sun Dried to perfection, Tomatoes that will tantalize your snacking self

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The fresh beams of sunlight capture the bold and zesty flavors of tomatoes marinating in the sun. When this sun dried tomato crisp touches your tongue, it comes back to life, full of gourmet flavor. A flavor so delicious and overpowering that your taste buds will thank you for the experience.

Sun Dried Tomato.
It's a Pringles Select.

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[jarai.livejournal.com]

It's amazing to contemplate that not only did a room full of adults come up with that paragraph, but they also thought it a good idea to put on a package.

[jwgh]

Here's some more:

"Spicy peppers and saucy flavors dance wildly across a crisp. Awaken sleeping taste buds you never knew existed. Spicy peppers with just the right amount of tang, combined with an authentic sauce have flames dancing high in the wok as the Szechuan ingredients splash from side to side. The taste will heighten your senses, while the flavor dances on your tongue. Spicy Szechuan Barbecue. It's a Pringles Select."