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[jwgh]

I just went to the Brooks Pharmacy and what did I find?

Sun Dried to perfection, Tomatoes that will tantalize your snacking self

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The fresh beams of sunlight capture the bold and zesty flavors of tomatoes marinating in the sun. When this sun dried tomato crisp touches your tongue, it comes back to life, full of gourmet flavor. A flavor so delicious and overpowering that your taste buds will thank you for the experience.

Sun Dried Tomato.
It's a Pringles Select.

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[jarai.livejournal.com]

It's amazing to contemplate that not only did a room full of adults come up with that paragraph, but they also thought it a good idea to put on a package.

[margo-virago.livejournal.com]

my comment is non-verbal. it is an image of the baby jesus crying with two squirrels doin' it in the background.

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

#1. So, ketchup flavor.

#2. They totally stole that entire block of copy from a package of Kasugai Gummy.

[paracelsvs.livejournal.com]

I'll just ignore that bit about zombie tongues, and instead mention that I am for some reason physically incapable of reading "sun dried tomatoes" as anything other than "sundried tomatoes". It was hard even writing just now.

And I'm not even sure what that means.

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of a recent fast-food ad on TV. A staid British-inflected announcer's voice delivers the following line dead-pan:

Jalapeños explode in a river of molten cheese.

Is it FOOD, or a NATURAL CATASTROPHE?