http://cpr94.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cpr94.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] jwgh 2007-01-08 04:07 am (UTC)

I hereby humbly submit further verses for consideration for your song on the theme of "childhood pictures".

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And here are further pictures of you in the yard at play:
Some unhappy goats were bleating
I don't think they were for eating
'Cause you'd opened up a parchment, looking for the words to say
To make an offering. You looked so cute!

For summoning, you had a talisman, and a horn that you would toot,
And a darling leather bonnet
With a morbid mark upon it
That would protect you as you made your way along your evil route,
Skipping and whistling, toward the demon's lair.

Oh, what a striking, handsome beast awaited you when you got there
The horns and fangs and burly jaws
Accentuated razor claws
That could rend an elephant in two and strip its skeleton bare.
You promised you would walk him every day.

When you brought him from the netherworld, the condo board did say
That the charter said "No Pets"
But the neighbors all took bets
That surviving members would reverse their votes, and let him stay.
Yes, Daddy's little girl did get her way.



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