Yet another spam subject

Subject: Don't have the extra letters behind your name? [rcutj]

Actually, I have an Rcutj in Chemistry.

In other news, my new pants continue to make me happy. This is a little strange, because they are almost identical to my old pants, but I find it is best not to question these things.

Also, I invite people to suggest more amusing areas of study that I could have a fake degree in. Applied Comparative Literature? Organic Sociology? Comic Book Studies? You be the judge!