How rumors start

Chris Monti sent out an announcement to people yesterday about upcoming shows which included this paragraph:

This will be our last performance for a little over a month. On 1 March I leave for the 'Tour of the Wang' (good old Fla.) and Jake will enter the seminary. 'What kind of priest do you want to be?' I ask Jake. 'Arch-browed and evil' he says. We are planning a reunion for early April.

Since then, several puzzled people have asked him if I'm really going to become a priest (including one person who was kind of excited about it).

They're done!

( pillows )