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[jwgh]

Hey, I'm guessing many of you have seen the lists of amazing Chuck Norris facts that have been passed around, such as "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live" and "When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you."

Well, djswifty has brought to my attention the fact that Chuck Norris has responded to these allegations! Truly we live in an age of wonder.

Also, here is a picture of a cat:

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Comments

[moneypenny.livejournal.com]

Dude, are you the guy who posted the slammerkinbabe PSA? I have been trying in vain to recover that link, but have repeatedly failed. Was that you? If not, will you forgive my taking up space on your journal to make no sense whatsoever?

[jwgh]

It doesn't ring a bell, so I think it was someone else, although I don't entirely rule out me just being forgetful. Sorry!

[twillis.livejournal.com]

I remember something similar with Vin Diesel.

[doctroid.livejournal.com]

I used to have a cat that liked sitting in the middle of an open Hoberman sphere.

He didn't like it if you closed it on him, though.

[jwgh]

Does Vin Diesel have this, though? http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=QP1PuB1R-Xw