odd insults from .net kooks

[jwgh]

Really I have only ever had online conversations with two .net kooks.

The first is Archimedes Plutonium who I first ran into probably a little less than ten years ago. My favorite thing he ever said about me was:

Someone should write a song titled the Birdbrains of Mathematics dedicated of Jacob Haller.

The other is George Hammand, who told me once:

Of course you're an oxymoron ignoramus who probably says "hi everybody" when he walks in the room.

Do these guys have my number or what?

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not a kook, but

[waider.livejournal.com]

Curtis Yarvin once emailed me to say

you're not, you know, interesting

I was so impressed, I put it in my .sig for several months.

I'm hearing it now

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

"The Birdbrains of Mathematics" sounds much like Big Dipper's "The Monsters of Jazz." Unfortunately, I'm not hearing it particularly clearly yet.

[reverendluke.livejournal.com]

Kurt Stocklmeir once said he guessed I had created a curse associated with people from Nebraska. That may have been the highlight of my entire tenure on Usenet.

I'm sure George Hammond said a few choice things about me, too, but I can't remember any of them right now. Probably because I usually had him PLONKED! since I generally found him more annoying than funny.

[jwgh]

Well, there's this nice bit of bricktext.

[avocado123.livejournal.com]

Didn't he also manage to kill our favorite politician, Mel Carnahan, with a curse? For some reason I have a memory of you, Kurt, Carnahan, and curses all linked together in some sort of weird Death Ray Stew.

[simon44.livejournal.com]

These are FANTASTICK!
Why an oxymoron ignoramus? Very odd.

[jwgh]

There are many questions in my mind as to exactly what he was trying to say about me there.

HI EVERYBODY!!!!