Sure, blame the VICTIMS. I think there's no saying what the men of the world would do if they had the awesome bathroom facilities currently available to the OTHER SEX. It's literally unimaginable! It's like, if you asked fifteen years ago what people would do if given unlimited access to the Internet, would you have predicted that they would be selling pogs on Ebay? I don't think so. That's what happens when civilization crosses a new rubicon that's this big.
And, OK, so you're concerned about issues of hygiene. I can respect that. But surely once we're all supernatural kung fu eunich clones this will no longer be an issue. I for one embrace our brave new future, where we spend 90% of our time luxuriating in spacious, comfortable, well-lit mall bathrooms!
Now, I hate to make unfounded accusations, but I have to say I smell a rat. Has Nordstrom's has gotten to you, too? What did they promise you? A lifetime supply of furry slippers? A pint of Vera Wang's latest fragrance? Sure, your future may be a little more comfortable, a little less stinky, but just think to yourself, will I really be able to live myself knowing that I am denying my fellow man the rest room facilities he is due? Just listen to your inner voice and I'm sure you'll come around to my point of view. You know it's true.
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Date: 2003-07-25 10:30 pm (UTC)And, OK, so you're concerned about issues of hygiene. I can respect that. But surely once we're all supernatural kung fu eunich clones this will no longer be an issue. I for one embrace our brave new future, where we spend 90% of our time luxuriating in spacious, comfortable, well-lit mall bathrooms!
Now, I hate to make unfounded accusations, but I have to say I smell a rat. Has Nordstrom's has gotten to you, too? What did they promise you? A lifetime supply of furry slippers? A pint of Vera Wang's latest fragrance? Sure, your future may be a little more comfortable, a little less stinky, but just think to yourself, will I really be able to live myself knowing that I am denying my fellow man the rest room facilities he is due? Just listen to your inner voice and I'm sure you'll come around to my point of view. You know it's true.