Life as an incredibly dull "Choose Your Own Adventure" book

[jwgh]

IF YOU DECIDE TO WATCH TEEVEE NOW, turn to page 146.

IF YOU DECIDE TO HAVE DINNER FIRST, turn to page 159.

IF YOU DECIDE TO ANSWER YOUR EMAIL FIRST, turn to page 164.

TO WASTE TIME MAKING POINTLESS LIVEJOURNAL POSTS, turn to page 198.

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[fabio-heinz.livejournal.com]

If it's boring, hey, at least you CHOSE that adventure.

<turns to page 198>

[jwgh]

You make a pointless LiveJournal post. It feels strangely unfulfilling.

You're a little hungry, but there is that email you should answer, and of course there's always teevee. What do you do?

IF YOU DECIDE TO WATCH TEEVEE NOW, turn to page 146.

IF YOU DECIDE TO HAVE DINNER NEXT, turn to page 159.

IF YOU DECIDE TO ANSWER YOUR EMAIL NEXT, turn to page 164.

[fabio-heinz.livejournal.com]

<sends email to hawt chyx0r>

<turns to page 164>

Page 164

[dumplechan.livejournal.com]

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