more odd spam

[jwgh]

Hello, do you want to stark naked, each armed with a grapnel, four of them on the gunwale,spend Iess on your drrugs?

There's probably an entire website devoted to grapnel porn.

Try us and yohad empurpled in his angry vehemence, and the veins of his foreheadu will not be disappointed!

I would hope not.

Comments

[penelope-arcade.livejournal.com]

i hate when i become empurpled with anger.
you get the best spam!

[doctroid.livejournal.com]

Hello, do you want to stark naked, each armed with a grapnel, four of them on the gunwale,spend Iess on your drrugs?

Captain Blood, Chapter XVI

Try us and yohad empurpled in his angry vehemence, and the veins of his foreheadu will not be disappointed!

Chapter XXIV

[jwgh]

Yes, I know. This particular spammer (or spam software) seeme to really like Captain Blood.

[jwgh]

I think it's neat that the words 'stark naked' come from the public domain text that was plundered to make the spam evade filters rather than from the text of the spam itself.

[christychristy.livejournal.com]

Why is my spam not this cool?

[jwgh]

For your birthday I will forward all of my spam to you!

[junquegrrl.livejournal.com]

i never get good spam,
just those bastards from
Nigeria and stuff...

[jwgh]

HELLO I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE BUT DO NOT FEEL SORRY FOR ME FOR I AM EDGAR J. HITLER A NIGERIAN BASTARD AND I HAVE THOUSANDS OF PESATAS WHICH I HAVE NEED OF GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY FROM MINE PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME AND YOUR SOCIAL SECUIRTY NUMBER SO I CAN FACILITATE THIS TRANSFER THAADVANCENKS OK BYE NOW THIS IS NOT A SCAM

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

Well, that's obviously spam. If it was Edgar HIMMLER, though, well that would be different.

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

One time when I was in the wabe, I got attacked by a couple of slithy toves, so I gyred them with my grapnel cannon before they could gyre ME.

[jwgh]

You are making me so hot right now.