random joke

[jwgh]

A hipster walks into a diner. [That line probably immediately dates this joke.] He says to the waitress, "I've got a craving for some apple pie." The waitress responds, "I'm sorry, sir, but the apple pie is gone." The hipster says, "Hey, I'll have a slice of that crazy pie!"

[Man, 45 minutes until the weekend.]

Edit: If you don't get the joke, this might help.

Comments

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What... you mean you don't know?

-- Schwa ---

[jwgh]

Q: How many Harvard girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That's Vassar, that's women, and that's not funny.

[donutgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, man did you get that joke wrong. ;) Let me help you out:

Q: How many Radcliffe girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That's Harvard, that's women, and that's not funny.

Unless I'm missing something subtle?

[jwgh]

Yeah, I got it wrong. Whoops! I guess I should stick to hipster jokes.

[donutgirl.livejournal.com]

haha, yeah. I really liked the hipster joke. Have you seen this page (http://home.earthlink.net/~dlarkins/slang-pg.htm)? I love it. I think my mid-year resolution is to incorporate as many of these phrases as possible into my speech.