Hoochie, CEO

[jwgh]

While cgoldfish and I were walking home last night we were discussing hoochies (as is our wont) and I was thinking about this phenomena:



and the 'Chicken Soup for the [x] Soul' thing. So your assignment if you choose to accept it is to write an excerpt from 'Hoochie, CEO' or 'Chicken Soup for the Hoochie Soul' or something along those lines. What do you think?

Comments

[muffyjo]

Hoochie...hmm....I've missed some threads...help me to define hoochie, I'm looking for a "voice". :)

[jwgh]

Sometimes, in the dead of winter, when you pass by a trendy club, you will see a bunch of scantily-clad people shivering and turning blue and trying to look cool and sexy as they wait to get into the club, sweaters and pants not being compatible with the sort of look they are going for.

[muffyjo]

Oooh...I like that voice...it sends shivers...

BTW, the intensity of interest on both faces in the above mentioned photograph is noteworthy. I think God now knows they read the HR documentation. You know there will be a quiz and their "raise" depends on it.

[jwgh]

Here's another photo, which I didn't use because 'Jesus, CEO' was less legible in it:

Once, in the clammy Houston winter,

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

a friend and I were waiting to get into the least trendy possible club (it may even have been the night it was being demolished by the Cult of Death Squad), and across a vacant block we saw a bunch of scantily-clad people shivering and turning blue and trying to look sexy as their employer beat a few of them around the head and neck. That was scary.