Descent: a play in one short act

[jwgh]

jwgh wanders into his poorly-lit kitchen, not really looking where he's going. He stumbles into the large cardboard box that his accordion gig bag came in.

jwgh: Ah, yes, giant box of cardboard.

He realizes that that sounds kind of stilted.

jwgh: Giant cardboard box, one might even say.

He notices that he has now taken a turn towards self-criticism (while still being incredibly stilted).

jwgh: One might also say that I'm a big dork.

Hmm, even worse.

jwgh: I have to go post to my livejournal about this now.

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~~~FINIS~~~~

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Comments

[katylady74.livejournal.com]

hee hee

[muffyjo]

If it were a smelly box that you commented on..say...like this:
jwghAh, yes, a giant box of smelly cardboard.

Would that be stilton?

And if it were a really heavy, and I mean REALLY heavy box...like this:
jwghAh, yes, a giant almost immobile cardboard box.

Would that be a still ton?


No, I think *I* am a bigger dork, and that just proved it.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

A giant dork, one might even say. A GIANT DORK OF CARDBOARD. IN A BOX.

[alexandrahawk.livejournal.com]

:-)

[sunburn.livejournal.com]

A kibologist, whom I cannot name because ObPrivacy, is dating a MAN who programs ROBOTS to make CARDBOARD. Actually, I think the robots cut the cardboard, or maybe they make the layers, or both. I dunno, I've got to meet him, CARDBOARD ROBOT MAN, again and we can speak more of these CARDBOARD ROBOTS.

BLOG BLOG LOL

[paracelsvs.livejournal.com]

So today I finally tried out the laundry room in the new appartment
building. It was pretty exciting! There's a really big washing machine,
the side-loading kind with a window that I've never really used before.
I didn't try sitting next to it and staring into it though.

It's red. Also, it's coin-operated, and wants 7 20-cent coins to work,
which was a bit of a problem since I wasn't prepared for it but I did
manage to gather together the seven coins I needed for it, and it's
churning away as we speak.

It's not all that fast, so that's why I came back up to the appartment
to post this. There's also a big drying room, with some sort of
circulating fan. I'm going to have to try out that too, to see if it'll
really dry the clothes quickly enough.

Actually, I've got a couple of shirts hanging in there which I washed by
hand because they didn't fit in the washing machine, and I didn't have
enough coins to do two runs. Not that I know the first thing about how
to properly hand-wash clothes, but how wrong could that go, anyway? I'm
not too worried.

Re: BLOG BLOG LOL

[jwgh]

Seven 20-cent coins? Crazy!