The essence of reading comprehension

[jwgh]

Just got this email:

5/2/06

Dear Mr. Haller:

In one of your essays which starts “Another sampling from the Sky Mall catalog, you make mention of the availability of purchasing a mouse pad with the theme “The essence of survival”. I have been trying to purchase this item for sometime now and would appreciate if you could give me a phone # or the name of the Company to contact that has this item.

Thank you in advance

Sincerely,

Mary Lou Georgia

which refers to an essay I wrote about Successories a while back.

Comments

[junquegrrl.livejournal.com]

i think she's about to either be eaten by a lion, or starve to death

I'm sorry, but

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

I don't give out phone numbers and names to bottom-of-the-bin, coach-class losers.

[urbeatle.livejournal.com]

Did you tell her that the name of the company is Despair, Inc.?