billboard mad libs

[jwgh]

While I was in New York last weekend, I noticed a billboard which was sort of a rebus: first there was the letter 'I', then a red car, then the word 'you'. I was probably supposed to recognize what kind of a car it was, but I don't really excel at that kind of thing, so it was a bit mysterious to me.

I did try filling in the blank with a few car models to see if I could figure it out. Most make no sense at all, of course: 'I Camry You', 'I Skylark You', etc. I did think of a few which did create meaningful sentences, although I doubt any of these were what was intended:

• I Escort You
• I Eclipse You
• I Ram You

Can you think of any others?

Comments

[saucypunk.livejournal.com]

was it a VW ad? they've been advertising a lot about the Rabbit, where you're sort of supposed to recognize the car.

then again, "I Rabbit You" doesn't make so much sense, either.

[paracelsvs.livejournal.com]

Now I can only think, "I Bug You".

[cpr94.livejournal.com]

I Pickup You
I Probe You
I Citation You
I Jetta-son You

I "Sigh On" You
I "Must T'ank" You
I F350 You*


*I'm not sure exactly what this one means, but I think it's REALLY durty.

[katrinkles.livejournal.com]

i explorer you. :)

I DODGE YOU, I BUG YOU, I HUMMER YOU

[pootrootbeer.livejournal.com]

I guess the point of those ads is to equate "heart" with "(car brand)" in the consumer's mind.

I have my

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

Ion you!