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Everyone's favorite weather website, Accuweather.com, has provided the following graphical descriptions of what the weekend hold in store.



First, a giant electrical tongue will stretch across the midwest into New England. To the south, the huddled legions will be suffering through some major HEAT SUPPRESSED.



On Monday, much of the country will be covered in mold, but expect some patchy STRONG in Nebraska, Wyoming, Montana, and the Dakotas.

Date: 2007-05-25 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunburn.livejournal.com
Sure, while you yankees sit comfortably under your slightly cooler, A GIANT H THREATENS THE ENTIRE PACIFIC NORTHWEST!

Also, the stars are crashing into the Pacific, except for where the sea is heated to red and white, south of here. Gonna be bad news for the fishery!

Date: 2007-05-25 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dawn-guy.livejournal.com
Hey! Saturday's electric tongue licks Canada into non-existence.

See if we export any more Slightly Cooler to you.

Date: 2007-05-26 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paracelsvs.livejournal.com
My American geography is a bit rusty - what city is it that is going to be obliterated by nuclear explosions this week?

Date: 2007-05-26 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manfire.livejournal.com
That appears to be centered on Lake Tahoe. Sorry if that messes up your vacation plans!

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