Scare quotes sighted

[jwgh]

The Washington Times sure is subtle, eh?

Homosexuals 'marry' in Massachusetts

Hundreds of homosexual couples in Massachusetts yesterday received the nation's first state-sanctioned marriage licenses, amid joyous celebrations, weddings and music.

Yesterday's events were a culmination of a three-year battle to legalize same-sex "marriage" in the state led by plaintiffs Hillary and Julie Goodridge

[. . .]

Massachusetts, the Netherlands, Belgium and three Canadian provinces are the only places in the world where homosexuals can legally "marry."

Then at the end:

This story is "based" in "part" on wire service reports.

(OK, I made that part up.)

Comments

[killerwolf.livejournal.com]

hhahahahaha absolutely amazing.

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Isn't the Washington Times the newspaper run by that guy that does mass weddings?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"That guy" is a True Parent and King of Peace, buddy. Show some respect!

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and who makes his followers wipe their private parts after sex with a church-approved Holy Handkerchief that is never washed.

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

Of Course! The Holy Handkerchief of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him!

[samantha2074.livejournal.com]

I thought Matt was kidding, but he says this is actually true. Ewwwww. And ewwwww.

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Sam did more research and determined that the Holy Handkerchief only has to be used once per marriage, though if you get remarried you have to re-use it.

You don't get a new one?

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

What if you're both widowed and remarried? Do you have to use two previously soiled ones?

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Horifyingly funny. Holy cow.

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

(In NO way can that be calle "journalism". haha.)

[spinningbee.livejournal.com]

haaaaaaahahahaha!!!!

ITY"M"

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

it's very "subtle" of them.