Election day game

[jwgh]

Everyone respond with your own ironic, cynical, jaded bumper sticker about voting! C'mon, it'll be fun! In an ironic, cynical, and jaded sort of way!

You can use the following template if you want (be sure to check off the 'Don't auto-format' button if you do, though, and use the 'Preview' option until you've got it looking just right) or something of your own devising.

<table border="1" align="center">
<tr align="center" bgcolor="#993333">
<td>
<big><b style="color: #DFF">I'M AN UNDECIDED REGISTERED VOTER</b></big>
</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center" bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<td>
<small><b>AND</b></small>
</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center" bgcolor="#333399">
<td>
<big><big><big><b style="color: #FFD">I MIGHT VOTE</b></big></big></big>
</td>
</tr>
</table>

which gives you:

I'M AN UNDECIDED REGISTERED VOTER

AND

I MIGHT VOTE

There you have it.

Other examples:

I'M A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE

AND

I VOTE

I'M A DEAD CONVICTED FELON

AND

I VOTE

Comments

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

I SUPPORT THE GOD-EMPEROR

AND

I VOTE

I HAVE NO MOUTH

AND

I VOTE

[jwgh]

You are awesome.

OMNIPOTENT KILLER AIS

FOR

NADER

[paracelsvs.livejournal.com]

MENTAL ORGANISM DESIGNED ONLY

FOR

VOTING

[paracelsvs.livejournal.com]

Furhtermore, http://angryflower.com/modoke.gif

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

[kerri9494.livejournal.com]

VOTE CTHULHU

Why Settle for the Lesser Evil?

[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

DON'T BLAME ME

*****************************

MY VOTE WASN'T COUNTED

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

[samantha2074.livejournal.com]

This one is perfect. I got a call around 4pm this afternoon with a recorded message urging me to vote for Katherine Clark (candidate for State Senate). It's a little fucking late, isn't it? Both my husband and I had already voted.

[jwgh]

By the way, Sam, I just wanted to remind you to vote in today's election. Every vote counts!

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]