Which Wikipedia article did I consult in writing this?

[jwgh]

Is My Child Becoming Homosexual? If he doesn't want to grow up to be something macho, like a police officer, an Indian chief, a construction worker, a soldier, a leatherman, or a cowboy, then maybe so! Also, note that hanging out with girls is really gay.

But if so, don't worry. Professional help is available. To help your child:

1. Reassure him that you love him very much just the way he is.

2. For God's sake, try to fix him as quickly as possible.

This public service announcement is brought to you by stupid people.

Comments

[richtermom.livejournal.com]

My first guess would be Dr. James Dobson?

[jwgh]

Yup!

[jwgh]

Oh, wait, was that your guess as to the Wikipedia article? Sorry, I confused myself.

No, I consulted this one.

[mskala.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that one of the Village People dressed as a pocket multi-tool.

[muffyjo]

All the stupid people are breeding...

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

And i don't even own a TV!

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

OK, so now the song is stuck in my head, but at least it replaced, "Don't Know What You've Got 'Til It's Gone". How Cinderella got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I woke up today with Lionel fucking Richie singing "Hello" in my head. Fucker.

[donutgirl.livejournal.com]

The only thing I love more than this entry is your userpic.

[donutgirl.livejournal.com]

I also love the fact that "think" is in quotations marks, whereas effeminately is not.

[(Anonymous)]

well, children aren't allowed to think. they only "think" they can think.

argh!!!

[junquegrrl.livejournal.com]

holy fuck.
i don't even know where to start,
so i won't.

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god. They're insane! And dangerous.

[peachcrush.livejournal.com]

My parents went to a turn-your-gay-kid-straight conference after they were told & before they told me they knew that I was "dating women". And then they suggested I go to the straight camp. Here's the website: http://www.loveinaction.org/

I also have a book at home about it all.

[jwgh]

It's too bad that that camp's name isn't really 'Love Inaction'.

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

If he wants to become a gladiator, that is also OK.