Which Wikipedia article did I consult in writing this?

[jwgh]

Is My Child Becoming Homosexual? If he doesn't want to grow up to be something macho, like a police officer, an Indian chief, a construction worker, a soldier, a leatherman, or a cowboy, then maybe so! Also, note that hanging out with girls is really gay.

But if so, don't worry. Professional help is available. To help your child:

1. Reassure him that you love him very much just the way he is.

2. For God's sake, try to fix him as quickly as possible.

This public service announcement is brought to you by stupid people.

Comments

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

OK, so now the song is stuck in my head, but at least it replaced, "Don't Know What You've Got 'Til It's Gone". How Cinderella got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I woke up today with Lionel fucking Richie singing "Hello" in my head. Fucker.