comedy gold

[jwgh]

According to http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051101/ts_nm/food_beef_recall_dc :

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.

That doesn't sound comfortable at all.

The article concludes:

The following products were recalled:

-Three-pound boxes of "Philly-gourmet, 100% Pure Beef, Homestyle Patties," with the packaging code of "2005A," "2005B," "2005C" or "2005D";

-Five-pound boxes of "Philly-gourmet, 100% Pure Beef, Homestyle Patties," with the packaging code of "2005A," "2005B," "2005C" or "2005D."

Oh, right, I knew that's what they meant.

Comments

[donutgirl.livejournal.com]

most revolting typo EVER.

[saucypunk.livejournal.com]

i second that nomination.

[doctroid.livejournal.com]

Did you know the single most common typo in particle physics papers typed up by women is a letter pair reversal in the word "hadron"?

[jwgh]

Hmm, each ground state hadron may have many excited states indeed.

[penelope-arcade.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA!

Last time -I- play Panty Cat!

[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

Contaminated with what? (http://users.bestweb.net/~notr/chewy.html)

[donutgirl.livejournal.com]

what do you like on your pizza?

[jwgh]

Ground beef panties ... no.

I would say there should be two pizzas: one cheese pizza and the other ... hmmm ... pepperoni, or pepperoni with onions or peppers or something, is fine with me. If the place you're ordering from has some special kind of pizza that you think is good then I will trust your judgment there.