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According to http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051101/ts_nm/food_beef_recall_dc :

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.

That doesn't sound comfortable at all.

The article concludes:

The following products were recalled:

-Three-pound boxes of "Philly-gourmet, 100% Pure Beef, Homestyle Patties," with the packaging code of "2005A," "2005B," "2005C" or "2005D";

-Five-pound boxes of "Philly-gourmet, 100% Pure Beef, Homestyle Patties," with the packaging code of "2005A," "2005B," "2005C" or "2005D."

Oh, right, I knew that's what they meant.

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