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This is from the 'Voice of the People' section of yesterday's The New York Daily News. I got it from WFMU.
five-paragraph essay: sleep
Jul. 19th, 2005 12:34 pmIntroduction: I am tired.
Thesis: I should try to get to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight.
Antithesis: But I got home at 2:30 am last night and I still didn't go to sleep for another hour after that. What makes me think I'll do better tonight?
Synthesis: I should try to get to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight, but I guess I probably won't.
Conclusion: Man, I am soooo tired.
Thesis: I should try to get to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight.
Antithesis: But I got home at 2:30 am last night and I still didn't go to sleep for another hour after that. What makes me think I'll do better tonight?
Synthesis: I should try to get to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight, but I guess I probably won't.
Conclusion: Man, I am soooo tired.
bad idea of the morning
Nov. 19th, 2004 08:51 amSims II expansion pack: 'I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream'
It is a little known fact that the pteronodon was not technically a dinosaur but was in fact a platonic solid! With wings!
